Spam City - Not so pretty!
You may notice a few bits of spam splattered here and there in the lobby. Sorry about that if it's a bit of a mess. Nigel and I had to kick the door in and come in here with both of our delete keys blazing! It wasn't a pretty sight... When it was all over, there was spam everywhere. None of it really recognizable... At one point I'd had all I could take of this salty mess, and I asked one of the lousy bums "DO YOU FEEL LUCKY TODAY??? GO AHEAD, SPAM!!! MAKE MY DAY!!!
He tried to sell me a pair of designer shoes and some kind of hormone pills!
I let him have it with both delete keys! The lousy bum!!!
If you see any more of these lousy bums in here, just let us know!!!
Boot Hill is full of empty, flattened Spam Cans.